When was the last time I posted something?Posted: May 14, 2011
I’ve been MIA, I know. I’d apologize, but I’m not really sorry. Girls never are!
I’d like to say I’ve been doing wonderful, important things, but that’s not true. I’ve been sitting on my ass most of the time, watching episode after episode of Top Gear on Netflix, and debating on an hourly basis whether or not I should go look for a damn job.
Yeah, I’ve stopped saying just “job.” It is always, inexplicably, preceded by the word “damn.” And, if I’m really annoyed at being broke and knowing that the solution to said brokeness is getting a job, it’s a “fucking job.”
I hate this whole grown-up thing. Who the hell wants to go to work every day? And who in their right mind wants to pay the stupid bills? Gah, I want to sit at home and play Barbies all day. And also, eat candy. Lots and lots of candy.
And now that we’ve established that I’m a 6 year old trapped in a 26 year old’s body…
You weren’t expecting this blog to have sustenance, were you? Pssh, obviously you’re new here.
Anyway. My husband and I planted a vegetable garden! And things are starting to GROW!!! I’m so excited. However, I still have the feeling that all of my vegetables will be poisonous. I don’t even know how, they just will be.
I’ve already noticed a few things that I’ll have to do differently next year. Like, making sure my rows are straight. It kinda looks like I was drunk off my ass when I was planting. I also need to mark what’s in each row. I know where the corn is, but beyond that? We’ll just have to see what pops up.
I also need to work on canning. And figuring out what can be frozen and what can’t be. And investing in a chest freezer so I have room for all of those delicious veggies.
Holy shit, I’m boring myself. Sorry, dudes.
There, now you’re interested again!
I suppose you expect that to followed up with a picture of boobs. Ha, good luck with that one. Just type “boobs” into a Google image search and you’ll be very, very happy in less than 3 seconds.
Well, now that I’ve lost everybody… nice to see ya again, and I’ll try not to be such a stranger!*
*By “not be a stranger,” I mean that I might post like, once a week. Maybe.